How to Survive in a Wheelchair

Get used to isolation, but keep trying to connect.

Source: Philipp K

Smile —
until you don’t care
what everyone else thinks
always smile —
it protects against pity.

Watch for the smallest
deviations in your path.
If you fail to pay attention,
they will pitch you out
onto the ground
to lie helpless
for what seems like eternity
until you get moving again.

Don’t travel on air.
Opt for solid, sensible tires
so sudden spikes in the road
will have no effect.

Expect your personal space
to be invaded,
especially at airport security
where you will be legally molested.

Prepare for your privacy to be invaded.
Strangers feel entitled to ask you
the most personal of questions.
Make up a few fantastical stories
about why you are in a wheelchair
and practice saying them with a straight face.