Indecent Proposal
A Limerick

I met a vampire on Halloween night
who gave my parents a terrible fright
he was looking for a wife
to share in eternal life
Turned out he had dentures and couldn’t bite
Mary Keating©️2019
I met a vampire on Halloween night
who gave my parents a terrible fright
he was looking for a wife
to share in eternal life
Turned out he had dentures and couldn’t bite
Mary Keating©️2019
Poet, lawyer, disability advocate, wheelchair rider. Published in SFWP, Poetry for Ukraine, Scribes Micro Fiction, Wordgathering. Pushcart Prize nominee.
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Poet, lawyer, disability advocate, wheelchair rider. Published in SFWP, Poetry for Ukraine, Scribes Micro Fiction, Wordgathering. Pushcart Prize nominee.