Indecent Proposal

A Limerick

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I met a vampire on Halloween night
who gave my parents a terrible fright
he was looking for a wife
to share in eternal life
Turned out he had dentures and couldn’t bite

Mary Keating©️2019

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Poet, lawyer, disability advocate, wheelchair rider. Published in SFWP, Poetry for Ukraine, Scribes Micro Fiction, Wordgathering. Pushcart Prize nominee.

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Mary Keating

Mary Keating

Poet, lawyer, disability advocate, wheelchair rider. Published in SFWP, Poetry for Ukraine, Scribes Micro Fiction, Wordgathering. Pushcart Prize nominee.