Indecent Proposal

A Limerick

Mary Keating

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source: paulstiletto on Pixabay.com

I met a vampire on Halloween night
who gave my parents a terrible fright
he was looking for a wife
to share in eternal life
Turned out he had dentures and couldn’t bite

Mary Keating©️2019

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Mary Keating

MaryKeatingpoet.com Lawyer, disability advocate, Wheelchair rider. Published in SFWP, Sixfold, Scribes Micro Fiction (Poetry Editor). 2x Pushcart nominee.