Two Psychiatrists, A Bartender and An Apple
A modern day fable

“Doctor, I am so depressed,” Mac complains. “No matter how hard I try, no matter what PR I pay for, that creation myth haunts me. But if people thought about it, I’ve been falsely accused. Eve ate from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. She didn’t eat the fruit from an apple tree. She didn’t taste my ancestor and fall from grace. But still, I’m seen…